“I’ll have three Cannoli please.”

“You want only three? That will cost you $3 and you can get six for only $4.29!”

“I’ll have three.”

“Why do only want three? You can get six for $4.29.”

“Three of these please.”

“Oh. You want the large Cannoli. They cost more.”

“Fine. Can I get three of them please?”

“They’re not on sale.”

“Never mind.”